#benoit blanc glass onion

[animentality]

[batsarebetterthanpeople]

Between Ryan Gosling Ken and Benoit Blanc I'm starting to think that it's some sort of animal abuse to keep casting big name actors in stoic macho manly man rolls instead of giving them goofy little guys to play. Like look at them their coats are shiny, they seem so much more lively and energetic. We need to make sure all actors have enough goofy little guys to play before peta gets involved.

[skipppppy]

shoutout to gay detectives and their husbands across history

[benoits-neckerchieves]

BENOIT MY BELOVED

[geek-22]

[howtheworldcouldb]

My absolute favorite thing about the casting announcement for Jeremy Renner in Knives Out III is that it’s already been established that he exists in this universe, so either he’s playing himself or the writers are setting up the funniest gag of their careers. Personally I’d like to think he’s trying to get Benoit Blanc to sign off on an advertising deal

[prokopetz]

Imagine what the titles of the Benoit Blanc series are going to look like in a couple of decades if they continue the apparent pattern of adding one more syllable with each sequel.

[writhingcreature]

You don’t understand how GOOD it is to me that Benoit Blanc isn’t a hero. He isn’t a savior, he isn’t a vigilante. He is 100000% focus on the law and what is legal and just in the eyes of said law. That’s why it works SO WELL that the people he’s helping are women/ of color and he’s a white man. He just puts the pieces together - the women themselves are who save the day and get what they deserve. He only EVER helps them, and gives them the tools they need. He hates cruelty and selfishness (which of course always pin him against the rich, GOD) and I think it’s really beautiful that when Marta insists she’s being treated well and almost confesses, he stops her, but he doesn’t force her to keep the house. He doesn’t even get Ransom committed - Marta lying about Fran dying got him to confess, and Benoit had NOTHING to do with that. Marta succeeded because of her kindness and follow through and determination, and only almost failed because she was too trusting with the wrong people. The same thing with Helen. When it came down to them failing, Miles winning, the letter burned - he didn’t do anything. He just handed her some liquid courage and turned and LEFT. Everything else that happened was ENTIRELY UP TO HER and she succeeded entirely on her own. He gave her the truth, helped her gather the courage to take what she was owed, and watched her burn down Miles Bron with her own two hands. GOD these movies are so poetic and well done and layeredddddd every detail is so important I’m going to cry

[petite-madame]

"You old charmer you!" (Benoit Blanc & Phillip from Glass Onion) - 2024

- Phillip!! You old charmer you! I don't have time for this, I'm on a case!

- Cooome on! I'm sure the great Benoit Blanc has two minutes to dance with his adorable and loving husband. Doesn't it remind you of our honeymoon in Kyoto ? This little ryokan under the cherry trees, the charm of Gion...

[halloendorphin]

glass onion sketches because I am so normal about the knives out franchise

[animentality]

He should've been the first gay James Bond.

[ahb-writes]

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"It's a dangerous thing to mistake speaking without thought for speaking the truth. Don't you think?"

"Benoit Blanc" (Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery, 2022)

[benoits-neckerchieves]

I am actually dying omg what the

Daniel Craig for LOEWE's Fall/Winter 2024 Men's Campaign (from @ Daniel_CraigFan on Twitter / X)

[trickarrowsandbatarangs]

I didn’t even know they’d started, so I’m absolutely fucking thrilled by this news.

[cinepughs]

my house my rules my coffee ✰ knives out (2019) dir. by rian johnson